From time to time I get great emails from friends and family that just have to be shared. Here is one such item I recently got from our pal the Road Runner. Since today is Friday and I don't have my other post ready for publication yet, I thought I would start your weekend with a little Friday Funny!
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thought... "Surely, I can't look that old!" Well, you'll love this one!
As I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new Dentist, I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name, that had been in my High School class some 30 odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School? "Yes. Yes I did. I'm a Mustang!" he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?", I asked.
He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray haired, decrepit S.O.B asked, "What did you teach???"
Have a great weekend everybody!
Thanks for the smile, as usual!
OUCH!!!! That was cold!
Thanks for the laugh!
Thanks for the grin!!
LOL! That was too funny! When I see people my age I always ask whoever I'm with if I look as old as they do. Usually it's Dave, and he says, "No of course not honey, you look older."
Wasn't that kind of calling the kettle black. Hmmmm. About a year ago I went to the liquor store to get a libation and the clerk asked me for my ID. At the moment it was really hot and I just happened to take of my hat and he saw my balding cranium and looked at me and said it's ok I remember you now! What the heck! ( I am 35 by the way )
LOL! funny...yet true. B.B. taught me this. "If you didn't know how old you were, what age would you say you are."
I came up with 12
A good laugh is a great way to start off the weekend!
Oh I'm sorry I thought you were calling me. ;]
I just can't stop laughung...you took all my problems and grief away..thanks Lady
Excellent! I love it!
I do look at some of my classmates and ask myself that very thing.."could I really look that old???"...It's funny because even though I just turned 50, my brain still thinks like I did in my 20's! I sometimes think things that would make my kids jaws hit the floor!
Thanks for the laugh :)
Dean, Ann and AZ Dude... Your welcome! I'm as young as I feel! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
B.B... Hmmmmm! Tell him you may look older, but you can still get your leg up high enough for a swift kick in the arse! LOL!
Charlie... maybe more like, denial! Your clerk "remembering you now" is pretty funny! I love it if someone still asks to see my I.D. I think they're just flirting though. It doesn't take a mental giant to see that I'm just a little passed 21.
Dave... Hmmmm. B.B. has her hands full! But, making the boy into a man could be kind of fun though! Woo Hoo!
Joker... A good laugh is a great way to start any day!
Big D... I was calling you! Glad you were paying attention! LOL!
Baron... Glad to return the favor!
MHL... I do the same thing! You can believe me when I say, you look great! Happy Birthday again, and I hope you have a great trip to Vegas! Can't wait to hear about it!
LOL...so well written...can't stop laughing...so waht did you teach? hahahaha... just read this again... Very clever
Yeah, I made the "funny man" laugh!
You always find great jokes to share and I enjoy them too. Glad I could return the favor! :)
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