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Friday, April 29, 2011

FRIDAY FUNNY - WHY I'M NOW GETTING A DIVORICE

Why I'm Now Getting A Divorce...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday".

I thought well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... they will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, "Good Morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock , when Rick knocked on my door and said, "You know... it's such a beautiful day outside and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch. Just you and me."

I said, "Thanks Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch.

But... we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office Rick said, "You know... it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go straight back to the office right away, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

He said, "Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, "If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok", I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake. Followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

I'M STILL HERE!

In case any of you have seen news of our devastating tornadoes that hit the south yesterday, I just wanted to say, I am still here. Fortunately, Montgomery was far enough south, that all we experienced was some hard rain and wind.

I'm saddened, though, that I have many fellow Alabamians who are not so lucky.

(pic from the web)
Devastating Southern storms kill more than 250 - WSFA 12 News Montgomery, AL |

Please keep our unfortunate storm victims and their families in your thoughts and prayers... they will be needed.

On a good note, the bad weather has moved out it promises to be a glorious weekend. I'm on my way to Florida in the morning... Thunder Beach calls me.

Ride on!

Lady R

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

THUNDER BEACH SPRING RALLY

Time to load up and head south for the Spring Thunder Beach Rally at my home away from home, Panama City Beach, Florida.

Click on the icon above for the official Thunder Beach Productions web page, where you'll find all the information you need to plan your stay and see what's happening.

(pics copied from the web)

I also wanted to remind all of you who find yourself in the area... don't forget to grab some of the best damn pizza in the pan handle. Marco's Pizza at 7010 Thomas Drive... but don't tell them Lady R sent you or they'll charge you double! lol!

Come on down for some great fun and remember the Thunder Beach motto... "The most biker friendly free rally in the US!"

Let's ride and party hard!!

Lady R

Monday, April 25, 2011

PIC OF THE WEEK - CURVES

WHAT DID ONE GLIDE SAY TO THE OTHER GLIDE?
"Let's go curvy!"BTW... what's your favorite sign?
I hope you all had a very nice Easter weekend. Have a great week everybody!

Lady R

Saturday, April 23, 2011

SORRY KIDDOS... EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED

What a tragedy this has turned out to be. How are we going to explain this to all the children!

(photo copied from twitpics)

Oh well... Happy Easter! Next time he'll look both ways!

Lady R

Friday, April 22, 2011

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE SPOON

THE SPOON

(A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.)

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place', and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had spoon in his shirt pocket.

Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, "Why the spoon?"

"Well", he explained, "the restaurant's owner hired Anderson Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare.

"I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now," he said. I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our you-now-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%."


I asked quietly, "After you get it out, how to you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

Monday, April 18, 2011

PIC OF THE WEEK - HANG ON SNOOPY!!

Today's Pic Of The Week comes from my good pal, the Road Runner.

The Road Runner makes his living driving an 18 wheeler up and down our highways and while he was enjoying the scenery on I-10 in Phoenix, AZ a couple weeks ago, he observed a group of riders as they rode passed him. He said he was quite surprised when he noticed something on the back of one of the riders bikes, but couldn't quite make out what he was seeing. He claims he had to speed up and chase these guys down so he could get the evidence he needed to help prove his tale, or in this case maybe I should say... tail!

HANG ON SNOOPY!!
I don't know about you, but this cute fella looks like he's done this before. Road Runner said when he saw him the first time, "Snoopy" was laid up against the riders back and had his head on his shoulder. He thought the dude was wearing a kids back pack at first... until the pack moved!
I'm wondering if these guys went to AZ bike week. If they did... I sure hope Snoopy had a good time.

Have a great week everybody!

Lady R