FRIDAY FUNNY - THE STUTTERING KITTEN

THE STUTTERING KITTEN

A teacher is explaining Biology to her 3rd grade students. She says... "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand saying... "I had a kitty cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well..." she began, "I was in the backyard with my kitty cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed... "That must've been scary!"

The little girl said... "It sure was! My kitty raised her back, went 'Ssssss, Ssssss, Ssssss' and before she could say 'Shit!' the Rottweiler ate her!"


The teacher had to leave the room.

Have a nice weekend everybody!

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - IT'S PRESIDENT'S DAY!

Well... here I am on another Monday morning, trying to decide which pic out of my vast collection of photos am I going to post for today's choice. Hmmmmm.

Alabama got snow this weekend! So how about a really cool snow picture?

ALABAMA SNOW - 2010
That would be really unique, accept for the fact that 49 out of our 50 states ALL got snow this weekend. So whoop-dee- doo!!

Then... I thought a cute, warm and fuzzy animal picture would be nice, since my co-worker's little Sassy cat had a litter of 7 kittens during our big snow storm.

NEW KITTENS
Awwwwww.... how precious. But, then again, if it's not your beloved pet... who really cares, right?

Then it hit me! IT'S PRESIDENT'S DAY! I should honor our Commander in Chief during his special holiday. So I dug through my library of pics and found what I was looking for.

HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAY!!
Need I say more??

If your lucky enough to have the day off... enjoy! Otherwise, have a great Monday and an even better week.

Lady R