Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on...
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in with, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from San Francisco chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed; "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable!"
Have great weekend everybody!The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in with, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from San Francisco chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed; "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable!"
Lady R (Di)
7 comments:
So fitting in these times........
YES! :)
Lady Di:
Friday's are great. We get a smile first thing in the morning, it is the last day of the week, and when we leave work, we get two days to relax . . .
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
Thank you all! :)
Applies equally north of the border!Thanks for a good chuckle.
Ain't that the truth!
You're welcome guys!!
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