Remember these?
While doing some yard work recently, I noticed this lone standing dandelion and it actually stopped me in my tracks. I stood there and looked down at it and wondered... just where did you really come from?
When I was a kid, these fuzzy white dandelions were a resource for many of my childhood wishes. Besides blowing out my birthday candles, I could blow on a dandelion and know, as the hundreds of tiny white parachutes floated away across the yard, my wishes would come true. It was just a matter of time. Little did I know I was contributing to the migration and inundation of... weeds!!
If anyone has tried to rid their yard of dandelions, I'm sure you'll agree that it's more fun to think of these pesky plants as wish makers. I looked down at this little guy, trying to decide if I was going to do it or not. I know I'm grown, but some things you just don't outgrow. I looked around to see where Harley was. He must've taken a wheel barrel load out to the street, because he wasn't anywhere around. I looked down at it again... and pondered. With a quick movement of determination, I swooped down, plucked that bad boy up, closed my eyes and blew...
The wishes of my childhood differ greatly from the wishes I wished for that day. Gone are the pleas for new puppies and cute kittens, a Ken for my Barbie, or even a school year full of snow days.
My wishes today would be of sunny skies and warm temperatures, no traffic and good restaurants.
Bridges over rivers...
Long and winding roads...
... and my soul mate to share it with.
It's funny how we change. What about you?
What do you wish for? phfooooooooooooooo...
Have a great week everybody!
Lady R
Southern Comfort
TALLADEGA SCENIC HIGHWAY ON MT. CHEAHA ~ ALABAMA ~ photo taken by Dianna Stover
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Monday, May 20, 2013
MAKE A WISH... AND BLOW!
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Friday, May 17, 2013
LOVE ME SOME HERMAN!
Summer brings sun... and that leads to suntans. Help s-p-r-e-a-d the love and do someone's back for them. It's such a nice gesture... don't ya think?
Have a great weekend and... use that sunscreen!
Ride on...
Lady R
Have a great weekend and... use that sunscreen!
Ride on...
Lady R
Monday, May 13, 2013
THUNDER AND RAIN AND... THE HALLMARK CHANNEL
I went to Panama City Beach for Thunder Rain... I mean the Thunder Beach Spring Bike Rally last weekend, and in spite of the weather conditions (cold and rainy), I had a really great time. But, any time spent with good friends is usually a great time to me. Besides, it's not like it rained the whole weekend... just 50 % of it (rolling her eyes and laughing... laughing like a hyena... laughing at her own sense of demented humor) .
It wasn't all that bad. Harley went down the day before, but I had to work, so I took off about 9:00 Friday morning to join up with him and our friends. I had a really nice ride down, complimented by the continuous aroma of honeysuckle (my favorite Spring fragrance) and didn't get into any rain until I got near the beach. Apparently, it had been raining there since Thursday and it didn't look like it was going to stop any time soon. Everything and everyone, from the Sand Piper to Patches was hunkered down and fighting boredom while they waited out the weather.
The house we stayed at had a nice big covered porch, so we could all be outside without getting wet. That kept the cabin fever down to a minimum, but even in spite of our laughter and story telling, it was still a bummer to be sitting... and not riding.
Eventually my group, as big and scary as they are, (picture Phil and Si Robertson... with beers) turned to the Hallmark Channel. Yep. You read that right folks... Hallmark. I kind of wondered about this because earlier in the day, we had watched "Case #39" with Renee Zelleweger, and if any of you have seen that movie, you know it's a big flip from the kinds of movies you'll find on... the Hallmark Channel.
They tried to blame it on me and said they were just being nice. Hmmmmm... that was their story and they were sticking to it! They just figured I'd want to watch a chick flick, so... we just turned it into a contest to see who would let the others see them cry first. We pinky swore that the results would go with us to our graves (wink).
Saturday afternoon, around 1:00 the sun finally broke through and started drying up the beach. One motor turned into two... then five. Before you knew it, the streets came to life with the sounds of motorcycles of all kinds.Yeah! Thunder Beach!
It only took a couple hours to figure out everybody else was just as happy to get out and about, because every street that went anywhere near the rally venues, became slow moving parking lots. Good grief! It was insane! Luckily, my local pals knew how to navigate us around some of the madness, but it was still such a cluster f#*%, if you know what I mean.
In spite of it all, we had a safe and fun weekend and got to see several of our friends. Our ride home Sunday was a pretty one, so I guess you can say it makes up for some of the sittin'. And even though Panama City and Panama City Beach is like a second home for us, it's always good to pull into the garage and realize you are blessed... Home sweet home.
Being extra tired after weekend like this, Harley and I settled in our chairs and figured a nap was just around the corner. He picked up the remote and asked what I wanted to watch. I thought for a minute and a slow smile of remembrance appeared on my lips as I asked... What's on the Hallmark Channel?
Have a great week everybody!
Lady R
It wasn't all that bad. Harley went down the day before, but I had to work, so I took off about 9:00 Friday morning to join up with him and our friends. I had a really nice ride down, complimented by the continuous aroma of honeysuckle (my favorite Spring fragrance) and didn't get into any rain until I got near the beach. Apparently, it had been raining there since Thursday and it didn't look like it was going to stop any time soon. Everything and everyone, from the Sand Piper to Patches was hunkered down and fighting boredom while they waited out the weather.
The house we stayed at had a nice big covered porch, so we could all be outside without getting wet. That kept the cabin fever down to a minimum, but even in spite of our laughter and story telling, it was still a bummer to be sitting... and not riding.
Lady R... holding her front porch position. |
They tried to blame it on me and said they were just being nice. Hmmmmm... that was their story and they were sticking to it! They just figured I'd want to watch a chick flick, so... we just turned it into a contest to see who would let the others see them cry first. We pinky swore that the results would go with us to our graves (wink).
Saturday afternoon, around 1:00 the sun finally broke through and started drying up the beach. One motor turned into two... then five. Before you knew it, the streets came to life with the sounds of motorcycles of all kinds.Yeah! Thunder Beach!
It only took a couple hours to figure out everybody else was just as happy to get out and about, because every street that went anywhere near the rally venues, became slow moving parking lots. Good grief! It was insane! Luckily, my local pals knew how to navigate us around some of the madness, but it was still such a cluster f#*%, if you know what I mean.
In spite of it all, we had a safe and fun weekend and got to see several of our friends. Our ride home Sunday was a pretty one, so I guess you can say it makes up for some of the sittin'. And even though Panama City and Panama City Beach is like a second home for us, it's always good to pull into the garage and realize you are blessed... Home sweet home.
Being extra tired after weekend like this, Harley and I settled in our chairs and figured a nap was just around the corner. He picked up the remote and asked what I wanted to watch. I thought for a minute and a slow smile of remembrance appeared on my lips as I asked... What's on the Hallmark Channel?
Have a great week everybody!
Lady R
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Friday, May 3, 2013
GETTIN' READY FOR A REDNECK SUMMER
Summer is right around the corner and it's time to get your outdoor cooking gear in order. I love eating food that's been cooked outside.
Ya know...?
There's nothin' better on a hot summer day, than an ice cold beer and a tasty steak, hot off the grill.
REDNECK COOLER
REDNECK HIBACHI
REDNECK GRILL
Okay then! Let's eat!
Have a great weekend everybody!
Lady R
Ya know...?
There's nothin' better on a hot summer day, than an ice cold beer and a tasty steak, hot off the grill.
REDNECK COOLER
REDNECK HIBACHI
REDNECK GRILL
Okay then! Let's eat!
Have a great weekend everybody!
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Monday, April 29, 2013
MON-DAY-DREAM
I'm sorry I didn't post my Friday Funny... nor did I get a decent post prepared for this morning either. I've had a very busy weekend. Rewarding... but busy.
I know some of you are still waiting for the weather to cooperate in your area and well... I just thought I'd share one of my favorite pics to help you with your Monday daydreams.
After all... isn't that what Mondays are for?
I know... I'd rather be there right now, too. I hope you didn't slobber on your monitor too badly. Just get a paper towel and it will be alright.
Have a nice week everybody!
Lady R
I know some of you are still waiting for the weather to cooperate in your area and well... I just thought I'd share one of my favorite pics to help you with your Monday daydreams.
After all... isn't that what Mondays are for?
The perfect road... long and empty. |
Have a nice week everybody!
Lady R
Monday, April 22, 2013
LIKE SPILLED PAINT
I'm really enjoying our Spring riding these days. Every corner you turn, or hill you top, delivers another delightful view of our Southern landscape. Not to mention the great weather!
Fields of color open up before you like spilled paint on a canvas. My eyes are constantly shifting from the road to the fields, trying to take it all in.
Borders of yellow and red line the roadways with clover and other wild flowers.
All in all... I'd say we had a very colorful ride! Hope you did too!
Have a great week everybody!
Lady R
Fields of color open up before you like spilled paint on a canvas. My eyes are constantly shifting from the road to the fields, trying to take it all in.
Borders of yellow and red line the roadways with clover and other wild flowers.
All in all... I'd say we had a very colorful ride! Hope you did too!
Have a great week everybody!
Lady R
Friday, April 19, 2013
THE BADGE
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there," as he pointed out the location.
The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "Look mister... I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams. He looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
Have a great weekend everybody!
Lady R
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there," as he pointed out the location.
The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "Look mister... I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams. He looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
Have a great weekend everybody!
Lady R
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