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Friday, March 16, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - LITTLE WHITE LIE


Have you ever told a white lie?

Alice was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Montgomery, but forgot to do it until the last minute.  She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through her cabinets, found an angel food cake mix.  She quickly made it while drying her hair, dressing, and helping her son pack for scout camp.

When she took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured.  She exclaimed, "Oh dear, there is not time to bake another cake!" 

So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.  She found it in the bathroom – a roll of toilet paper!  She plunked it in the center and then covered it with icing.  Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.  Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter and gave her some money.  She also gave her specific instructions to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9:30 and to buy the cake and bring it home. 

When the daughter arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold. Amanda grabbed her cell phone and called her mom. Alice was horrified; she was beside herself! Everyone would know!  What would they think? She would be ostracized, talked about, ridiculed!

All night, Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.

The next day, Alice promised herself she would not think about the cake anymore and attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a fellow church member and try to have a good time. She didn’t really want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at the fact that Alice was a single parent and not from the founding families of Montgomery.  But having already RSVP'd, she couldn't think of a believable excuse to stay home. 

The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old south, and to Alice's horror, the cake in question was presented for dessert!  Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake! 

She started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, "What a beautiful cake!" 

Alice, still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) declare, "Thank you, I baked it myself!" 

Alice smiled and thought to herself…
 
GOD IS GOOD!
 

6 comments:

Trobairitz said...

Good chuckle.

Karma takes care of so many things.....

Unknown said...

Lady Di:

we can always count on you for our Friday chuckle . . .

bob
Riding the Wet Coast

Bitchy said...

LOL, thanks for the laugh ...

Roger said...

Excelent.

Webster World said...

What a relief.

Kathleen Jennette said...

Whewww and *laughing*!