The man says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry! My two buddies are in my truck waiting for us to go bass fishing, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the bad tooth, and be done with it!"Noticing how surprised the dentist was at his request, the man explained, "We have our feeders set to go off in thirty minutes. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thinks, "Wow, this is brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it?"
The man turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
Have a nice weekend everybody! Yee Haw!!
Lady R
Author's note: Christmas is right around the corner you know. Be sure and let me know if anybody wants to order the "Duct Tape Push-up Bra" for the sweetheart on their list.
5 comments:
As a prior dental assistant this had me in stitches. How soon do I need to place my order for the duct tape bra?
Rhonda... I'd say you can have yours for Christmas if you order before Halloween. There always seems to be a big shortage of the stuff after the young'ins go "trick or treat". lol!
Hahah, what a punchline! Seriously, getting one's tooth pulled does pack a lot of punch. A man would be very brave to get his teeth pulled, sans any kind of painkiller.
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