If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!
Happy Friday y'all!!
Lady R
9 comments:
classic.....love it!
Always love to start off the day with a smile from you!
Love the new look!
Sorta puts things in perspective doesn't it.
Its burbafunny! Love the new photo and the freshness of your blog now :))
well this makes me feel better, thanks ladyR, my finances are in order after all ;)
Lady R:
Story of my life, "buy HIGH, sell LOW"
everything I touch turns to sawdust or rust
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
So I guess my investment in Lottery tickets isn’t that bad after all. Even if I don’t win any money I’ve still got little sheets of toilet paper.
Thanks everybody, for stopping by and sharing a laugh with me!
Willy D... Buwahahahaha!! ... and they don't leave ya hangin'... with dingle berries!!
Hahahaha, a sound return indeed!
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