FRIDAY FUNNY - RODNEY CARRINGTON ON MARRAIGE

A couple years ago, we saw Rodney Carrington live in Panama City and I think he's funny as hell. I decided to share a little clip of his show for your Friday Funny today.

I'll warn you, there's sexual content and bad language... but he will still make you laugh.



Have a nice weekend everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - FIVE SURGEONS ON SURGERY

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on...

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 

The second, from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in with, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."  

The fourth surgeon, from San Francisco chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." 

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed; "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.  Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable!" 

 

Have great weekend everybody!

Lady R (Di)

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE DENTAL VISIT

The man says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry! My two buddies are in my truck waiting for us to go bass fishing, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the bad tooth, and be done with it!"

Noticing how surprised the dentist was at his request, the man explained, "We have our feeders set to go off in thirty minutes. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thinks, "Wow, this is brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it?"

The man turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."

Have a nice weekend everybody! Yee Haw!!

Lady R

Author's note: Christmas is right around the corner you know. Be sure and let me know if anybody wants to order the "Duct Tape Push-up Bra" for the sweetheart on their list.

FRIDAY FUNNY - HOW TO GET MEN TO WASH THEIR HANDS

I stole this from a friend's FB page... who got it from a friend... who got it from a friend... who got it from, yet another friend... you know how it goes. (Thanks K!) I thought it was just too funny not to share.

HOW TO GET MEN TO WASH THEIR HANDS
Harley was looking over my shoulder when I was posting this pic, and he said... "I'd go to the one on the far end. She looks ready." Buwahahahahaha!!

Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - LARGEST WOODPECKER ON RECORD

LARGEST WOODPECKER ON RECORD!
Holy peckers Batman... look at the wood on that one!!

Hope you all have a great weekend and for those of you headed out to Sturgis... Ride safe, ride fun, and ride on! (watch for woodpeckers!) Can't wait to hear the stories!!

Lady R