There I was, sitting in the bar staring at my drink, when a trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, what'cha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly. I burst into tears.
"Come on lady," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a woman crying."
"This is the worst day of my life", I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found that my Electra Glide had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my husband in bed with our maid and then my dog bit me!"
"So I came into this bar to work up the courage to end it all. I buy a drink, I drop in a capsule and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then... some jackass shows up and gulps down the whole thing!"
"But that's enough about me... how's your day going?"
Watch your P's and Q's today and remember...
"FOOLS NAMES AND FOOLS FACES... OFTEN SEEN IN PUBLIC PLACES"
April Fool's Day everybody!