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Friday, April 1, 2011

FRIDAY FUNNY - TROUBLES

TROUBLES

There I was, sitting in the bar staring at my drink, when a trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what'cha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly. I burst into tears.

"Come on lady," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a woman crying."

"This is the worst day of my life", I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found that my Electra Glide had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my husband in bed with our maid and then my dog bit me!"

"So I came into this bar to work up the courage to end it all. I buy a drink, I drop in a capsule and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then... some jackass shows up and gulps down the whole thing!"

"But that's enough about me... how's your day going?"



Watch your P's and Q's today and remember...

"FOOLS NAMES AND FOOLS FACES... OFTEN SEEN IN PUBLIC PLACES"

April Fool's Day everybody!

Lady R

11 comments:

bobskoot said...

Lady R:

I love it !

Happy Friday to you too

bob
Riding the Wet Coast

Arizona Harley Dude said...

That is good for at least a whole day smile.

Webster World said...

Thats so funny. That would be my luck if I tried being a badass now!

Raftnn said...

Hehehehe....

Dean "D-Day" said...

A good one, as usual.
Have a great weekend!

Lady Ridesalot said...

I hope y'all made it through yesterday with out getting pranked on.

The girl at Publix got me when she told me my total (she said some outrageous amount). I looked up and said "excuse me?" My eyes must have took on that smouldering look cause her eyes got big and she said quickly... "Just kidding! April Fool's!" I just laughed and told her to have a nice day... what a stinker!

Willy D said...

If her Glide got ripped-off I guess she can take his bike now;)

Lady Ridesalot said...

Willy... yeah... it's not like he'll be needing it anymore! Ha!

mq01 said...

ooooooh ahhhhhh, wow the blog header pic...

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Lady Ridesalot:

She looked at me with those huge, beautiful eyes and said, "That condom exploded."

I laughed and said, "April Fool's Day, right?"

She said, "Huh?"

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Lady Ridesalot said...

MQ01... I want to go back!

Jack... Next time you make your purchase (of condoms)... ask the checkout girl if they have a fitting room. Muwahahahahaha!