THE STUTTERING KITTEN
A teacher is explaining Biology to her 3rd grade students. She says... "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand saying... "I had a kitty cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well..." she began, "I was in the backyard with my kitty cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher exclaimed... "That must've been scary!"
The little girl said... "It sure was! My kitty raised her back, went 'Ssssss, Ssssss, Ssssss' and before she could say 'Shit!' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
Have a nice weekend everybody!