THE STUTTERING KITTENA teacher is explaining Biology to her 3rd grade students. She says... "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand saying... "I had a kitty cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well..." she began, "I was in the backyard with my kitty cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and jumped over the fence into our yard!"
The teacher exclaimed... "That must've been scary!"The little girl said... "It sure was! My kitty raised her back, went 'Ssssss, Ssssss, Ssssss' and before she could say 'Shit!' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
Have a nice weekend everybody!
Lady R
13 comments:
From the mouth of babes.....have a great weekend out there!!
Muahahahahahaha :)
Kids have a way with words. :)
i had to come back, that is ONE SCARED KITTY! lol...
Love it!
To tell the tail... oooppss I mean tale!
Tha Tha Tha That's really F'F'Fuckin funny!
Bur…bur…bur…burp. Yum yum. Good pus…pus…pussy!
We're crying over here!
Too funny!!!
I like the new Picture at the top of the page.
Hope the Tornados missed you all, pretty scary to see on the telly.
:D Hope everybody had a great weekend!
Wooley... we came through okay. We got into our "safe" spot once, but just had some really strong wind.
I'm really sorry my dog got into the kid's yard. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
Jack... you sure sound sorry! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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