GETTIN' READY FOR A REDNECK SUMMER

Summer is right around the corner and it's time to get your outdoor cooking gear in order.  I love eating food that's been cooked outside.

Ya know...?

There's nothin' better on a hot summer day, than an ice cold beer and a tasty steak, hot off the grill. 

REDNECK COOLER


REDNECK HIBACHI


REDNECK GRILL

Okay then!  Let's eat!

Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - THE ELF

I was AWOL from the blog during the holiday, but it was for a good cause. I took and cooked Thanksgiving diner to one of my nephews who's a student at Florida State in Tallahassee.  My brother (his dad) came up from Tampa and we were able to give the boy a righteous first holiday in his own place. Leaving his fridge stocked with awesome leftovers to boot.  

I'm sorry I didn't get my Friday Funny posted, but I figured I would make it up to you today.  I decided I would combine my Pic of the Week with something funny.  Trust me when I say... nothing's funnier than this elf I know...

THE ELF

My other brother... the Elf!

Working on his dance moves... "We are Santa's Elves."

Christmas is coming and you know the story... be afraid... be very afraid!!

Have a great week everybody!!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE CUTEST LITTLE ASS YOU'LL EVER SEE

 What? Not what you were expecting? 

Made ya look though, didn't it? (Sorry folks... this is the day I get to be the one laughing!) Hahahahahaha!!

Have a great weekend everybody!

FRIDAY FUNNY - HOW TO TELL IF A CATHOLIC IS DRIVING TOO FAST

HOW TO TELL IF A CATHOLIC IS DRIVING TOO FAST

Hail Mary, full of grace...

Have a nice weekend everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - STRESS

I'm not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.  Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital, London.

Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water.  The dolphins are identical.  A closely monitored scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins.

The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.

Scroll down and look at the photograph, and if you find more than one or two differences... you need to go on holiday.
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Oops! I'm outta here!!  Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - (CAPTION ??)

I thought it would be fun to get my readers to help me with this one.  I've been trying to come up with a clever caption for this picture, and all I can think of are smart ass observances that would probably make the woman in this picture knock me into next week! 

What do you think?  What comes to YOUR mind when you see this...

(CAPTION ???...)


Have a nice week everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - "WE NEED TO STOP CUTTING DOWN TREES!"

Gotta go... gotta go... gotta go right now!

FRIDAY FUNNY- GIVING UP WINE

A nicely dressed woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

She took ten dollars out of my wallet and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?”

'”No, I had to stop drinking years ago”, the homeless woman told her.

”Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” she asked.

”No, I don't waste time shopping,” the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

”Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?” she asked.

”Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!”

”Well,” the nicely dressed woman said, “I'm not going to just give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.”

The homeless woman was shocked. “Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”

She said, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”

FRIDAY FUNNY - HUMOR IN UNIFORM

Since Memorial Day is Monday, I've decided to dedicate my Friday Funny to some of my favorite people... those men and women who wear a uniform in defense of our great (although somewhat crippled) country.  This holiday provides us a chance to honor those who served and died while protecting our American freedoms.

Being a Navy veteran myself, I understand all too well about "down time".  You never lose the importance of your duties or the significance of discipline, but when the smoking light is on, well... let me just let the pictures speak for themselves.

HUMOR IN UNIFORM

Weeeeeeee...!!!

Please... ????

Working Buns

Anybody... ???

Cheese!!

I need to thank Curiosities: Humor in Uniform for these pics.  A little laughter goes a long way.

I hope you all have a safe and happy Memorial Day doing what'cha do! As for me... I think a test ride on a Heritage Softail Classic is on my agenda... and maybe a Fat Boy too.  Hmmmmmm...

God Bless America!

Lady R (Di)

FRIDAY FUNNY - LONG RIDE

I'm sorry if you've already seen this, but it's worth sharing... again.

So?

Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R (Di)

FRIDAY FUNNY - I DON'T FEEL SO STUPID ANYMORE!

My FIL has a really great sense of humor and sends me some pretty comical emails from time to time. I'm very appreciative of them, because they can help a bad day get better and they always make me smile.  Today's funny is a collection of pictures that just seem to say it all for me. We'll call this pictorial series...

I DON'T FEEL SO STUPID ANYMORE!

Rinsing the rain off...

Hmmm... I hope I didn't forget anything.

Harry... have you seen my purse?

Better than any tie-downs I've seen! You go dude!!

Uh... I think if we tie it off here...

Last but certainly not least...

Bless her heart...

Shew... I'm exhausted! I didn't realize how tiresome LMAO can be!

Have a great weekend  everybody...

Lady R (Di)

FRIDAY FUNNY - IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
 Warning: Today's funny is for ladies only. Sorry guys, you may just want to close your eyes... don't say I didn't warn you!

I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them, and stood them at the rear of  my car facing oncoming traffic.  The cars started slowing down to look at my life-like men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. 

Unfortunately, traffic started backing up.  Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy.  I couldn't worry about all that, I had a flat tire to change. 

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me and said... "What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I responded calmly.

"Well", he continued, "what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know... So I told him,

"Helloooooo... those are my Emergency Flashers!"

Woooo Hoooo!!

FRIDAY FUNNY - HOW TO GET MEN TO WASH THEIR HANDS

I stole this from a friend's FB page... who got it from a friend... who got it from a friend... who got it from, yet another friend... you know how it goes. (Thanks K!) I thought it was just too funny not to share.

HOW TO GET MEN TO WASH THEIR HANDS
Harley was looking over my shoulder when I was posting this pic, and he said... "I'd go to the one on the far end. She looks ready." Buwahahahahaha!!

Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF COURAGE?

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a Bull in a bullfight without any weapon?
Is it to undertake a cross-country auto trip in a Chrysler Corporation car?
Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?
Is it to undergo open-heart surgery knowing that the surgeon has a drinking problem?
Is it to practice free fall parachuting?
Is it to perform a root-canal on yourself?
Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting, or canoeing down the Niagra Falls?

Bullshit... those are nothing!

THIS my friend is COURAGE!!!

Last picture I have of my dog "Lucky"

FRIDAY FUNNY - FIVE NUNS IN A BAR

FIVE NUNS IN A BAR

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added special legs to his bar stools, which were the talk of the fashionable Eastside neighborhood. All five Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.


GIVE US A SENSE OF HUMOR LORD,
AND GIVE US THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE,
TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE,
AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLK. AMEN

Happy Friday to you all and have a safe and wonderful weekend!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - LARGEST WOODPECKER ON RECORD

LARGEST WOODPECKER ON RECORD!
Holy peckers Batman... look at the wood on that one!!

Hope you all have a great weekend and for those of you headed out to Sturgis... Ride safe, ride fun, and ride on! (watch for woodpeckers!) Can't wait to hear the stories!!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - ROLLING THUNDER

"Rolling Thunder began in 1987 as a demonstration to bring awareness to the plight of prisoners of war (POW) and to those missing in action (MIA). Rolling Thunder originated when four Vietnam Veterans, exercising the First Amendment "Right to Petition and Assemble", organized the first group of 2500 motorcycles to ride through the streets of Washington, DC. This first Rolling Thunder run was made in an attempt to petition the government to take responsibility for the soldiers that were abandoned after the Vietnam War ended.

Today over 250, 000 motorcycles ride during the Rolling Thunder Memorial Day weekend observance, held each year in our nation’s capital. Rolling Thunder has evolved to be not only a demonstration for the POW/MIA issue but also a demonstration of patriotism and respect for soldiers and veterans from all wars."

Sarah Palin at ROLLING THUNDER...

The First Lady was there too...

RIDE ON SISTA!!

FRIDAY FUNNY - HOW TO IDENTIFY A METH LAB

HOW TO IDENTIFY A METH LAB...

A Law Enforcement Officer I know has been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.

Below are pictures of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab.

I hope this helps.

FRIDAY FUNNY - PARENT OF THE YEAR

And now... the "PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD" goes too...


... and you...
... and you too.But the best parents of all are the ones who spend time with their kids during "Family Night".

Here's mom...
... and dad.
Congratulations!!! Next time... get a dog!

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE LOVING WIFE

The Loving Wife

An escaped convict breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife...

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Just look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds...
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom."

"Be strong honey... I love you too."

I hope everybody has a great weekend planned. Our weather dude tells us it's going to sunny and warm... Let's ride!!

Lady R

P.S. Keep your doors locked! Muwahahahahaha!