FRIDAY FUNNY - I CAN'T REMEMBER!

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Why are you crying?"

She continued, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies too.  Then he makes love to me for half the afternoon."

Again I wondered, "Well then, why are you crying?"

She just kept on rambling, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

Totally confused by now, I asked one more time, "Why in the world would you be crying?"

She looked up at me through her tearful eyes and said...

"I can't remember where I live!"

FRIDAY FUNNY - SINGING IN CHURCH

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out, "CROSS."

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out, "GRACE."  The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE… how sweet the sound."

The pastor said, "POWER."  The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said, "SEX."  The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing… "PRECIOUS MEMORIES." 

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I know a lot of you look forward to my Friday Funnies, and I appreciate your visits! However, today is a very special Friday... Good Friday. 

It's Friday... but Sunday's Comin'.

Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R (Di)

FRIDAY FUNNY - I DON'T FEEL SO STUPID ANYMORE!

My FIL has a really great sense of humor and sends me some pretty comical emails from time to time. I'm very appreciative of them, because they can help a bad day get better and they always make me smile.  Today's funny is a collection of pictures that just seem to say it all for me. We'll call this pictorial series...

I DON'T FEEL SO STUPID ANYMORE!

Rinsing the rain off...

Hmmm... I hope I didn't forget anything.

Harry... have you seen my purse?

Better than any tie-downs I've seen! You go dude!!

Uh... I think if we tie it off here...

Last but certainly not least...

Bless her heart...

Shew... I'm exhausted! I didn't realize how tiresome LMAO can be!

Have a great weekend  everybody...

Lady R (Di)