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Friday, November 4, 2011

FRIDAY FUNNY - IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
 Warning: Today's funny is for ladies only. Sorry guys, you may just want to close your eyes... don't say I didn't warn you!

I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them, and stood them at the rear of  my car facing oncoming traffic.  The cars started slowing down to look at my life-like men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. 

Unfortunately, traffic started backing up.  Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy.  I couldn't worry about all that, I had a flat tire to change. 

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me and said... "What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I responded calmly.

"Well", he continued, "what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know... So I told him,

"Helloooooo... those are my Emergency Flashers!"

Woooo Hoooo!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Emergency" Flashers is right - my heart rate accelerated so fast that I almost had to go to the "Emergency Room"!

mq01 said...

i could use those guys :D

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Just wanted you to know I didn't read the text, but the picture made me think you were holding tryouts for a new cub. Are you becoming a Cougar Lady R?

SonjaM said...

Is there a light version available that can be carried around on a bike? It doesn't have to be that many... emergency flashers. LOL!

Lady R said...

Anonymous... oh no! Breath in... breath out... breath in... breath out...

Mq01... I wonder how handy they are around the house though. lol! ;}

AZD... LMAO!!! ME??? Still LMAO!!!! Well, let's just see... eh hemm (as she clears her throat)... GrrrrooOOOOOWWWwwwwl!
May need to work on it, but it's a good start, I guess. lol!!

SonjaM... you're right, probably 4 or 5 would do nicely to protect the rider while she's standing next to her machine. Problem is, I can't fix my own flat on a bike. Hmmmm... pretty boys may not be "all that" after all... bummer!

Bitchy said...

Can I borrow your emergency flashers???

Lady R said...

Bitchy... any time, just say when!

IHG said...

Oh my...those are some wonderful Emergency Flashers!!!! I can't look away, I might be here all night! :)