IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
Warning: Today's funny is for ladies only. Sorry guys, you may just want to close your eyes... don't say I didn't warn you!
I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them, and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. The cars started slowing down to look at my life-like men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Unfortunately, traffic started backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy. I couldn't worry about all that, I had a flat tire to change.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me and said... "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I responded calmly.
"Well", he continued, "what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?"
"Helloooooo... those are my Emergency Flashers!"