FRIDAY FUNNY - CRABS AND BLONDES

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand."

 Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.
 
Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

PIC OF THE WEEK - THE ELF

I was AWOL from the blog during the holiday, but it was for a good cause. I took and cooked Thanksgiving diner to one of my nephews who's a student at Florida State in Tallahassee.  My brother (his dad) came up from Tampa and we were able to give the boy a righteous first holiday in his own place. Leaving his fridge stocked with awesome leftovers to boot.  

I'm sorry I didn't get my Friday Funny posted, but I figured I would make it up to you today.  I decided I would combine my Pic of the Week with something funny.  Trust me when I say... nothing's funnier than this elf I know...

THE ELF

My other brother... the Elf!

Working on his dance moves... "We are Santa's Elves."

Christmas is coming and you know the story... be afraid... be very afraid!!

Have a great week everybody!!

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - CHILDREN'S HARBOR CHAPEL

Last weekend, when my friend and I were leaf peeping, we popped in at the Children's Harbor close to Kawliga Bridge on Lake Martin and took some pictures.

CHILDREN'S HARBOR CHAPEL

A lovely day for a wedding, don't ya think?

 
I have a lot more to share about this place, so I'll be sure and bring you back...  It's awesome!

Have a great week everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE MIRACLES OF MOTHER NATURE

The Miracles of Mother Nature... 

 

 

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?


The bee answered,

Wait for it...

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Wait for it...

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I see you smiling!!

Have a great weekend everybody!!

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - LOOKING UP

One of my very best friends came up from Panama City Friday to spend the weekend with me, and we had such an awesome together.  It was a beautiful day Saturday so we decided to load up my puppies, take the top off the Jeep and head to the country.  We are at our peak right now for fall foliage peeping, so we were able to get our eyes full!

The nice thing about riding around "topless" is when you look up...

LOOKING UP

 

Not much color, but we laughed and called this... the "Ball Tree".

 My friend is from Massachusetts originally but has been living in Florida for several years now, and she was really enjoying the color display.  It's funny what you miss when you move away to somewhere so different.

STILL PEEPING!

I hated to see her leave Sunday, but I'm thankful we had a wonderful couple of days together.  Until the next time...

Have a great week everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE CUTEST LITTLE ASS YOU'LL EVER SEE

 What? Not what you were expecting? 

Made ya look though, didn't it? (Sorry folks... this is the day I get to be the one laughing!) Hahahahahaha!!

Have a great weekend everybody!

PIC OF THE WEEK - WIND CREEK

Wind Creek State Park is a favorite spot for Harley and I to ride through while out on our Saturday jaunts.  We love to meander to a secluded spot, (easy to find this time of year) and sit on a picnic table and gaze out over Lake Martin while we have a drink and stretch our legs. 

I'm very fortunate to have spent much recreational time on this local body of water and I never tire of looking at it.

WIND CREEK

 

We had a cold weekend last week, but the temps climbed right back up to the 80's this past Saturday.  The skies were such a splendid shade of blue, it made the reds and yellows of the changing foliage pop out in sharp contrast.

It was a great weekend! I hope you all can say the same. Have a great week everybody and remember...

tomorrow... GO VOTE!!

Lady R

P.S.  On a side note... I would like to apologize to my readers who have left me comments on several of my last posts. I've been very busy with some projects here at home and at my church, that I have neglected you all without responding to any of them. I just want you to know, I have read them all, and I hope to respond to them soon. Please know how much I appreciate your following my blog, even if I don't show my gratitude any better than I have. Thank you!

FRIDAY FUNNY - HOW TO TELL IF A CATHOLIC IS DRIVING TOO FAST

HOW TO TELL IF A CATHOLIC IS DRIVING TOO FAST

Hail Mary, full of grace...

Have a nice weekend everybody!

Lady R