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Friday, November 30, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - CRABS AND BLONDES


A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand."


 
Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.
 
Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

6 comments:

Thomas Osburn said...

That is funny. Going to share that one.

Lady R (Di) said...

Mr. Osburn,

So glad you like it. Thanks for stopping by!

Lady R

Trobairitz said...

Bahahaha, that is a good one.

Thank you for always making me chuckle.

Lady R (Di) said...

Trobairitz,

You're welcome. Laughter IS the best medicine. :)

Lady R

Webster World said...

That was down right funny.

Paul Jr said...

Wow this is hilarious.

Lawyers can be assholes sometimes, so full of themselves.