Author's note: This is such an oldie... but still a goodie! Have a great weekend everybody!
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob". A knob could be surgically placed at the top of the woman's head, yet small enough to hide under her hair. It could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob".
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
She said, "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems."
"First", she continued, "I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags... those are your breasts."
A grave look of disappointment came over her face and she said...
"Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."