This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting on a river bank the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
10 comments:
Thats a REAL good one... LOL See you this weekend. Give Harley a hug from us and get some chores lined up for me to help with.
Thats a good one.
A talking frog would be a whole lot cheaper to take care of.
Very Funnt, How is Harly going?
LOL!
LOL! I am happy to see your posting jokes and having some fun. Hoping all is getting better at home!
That's some funny shit! Thanx!!!
Bucky... Yeah... I thought you'd like that one!! Chores... I've got a couple, don't wear your church clothes! LOL!
Webster... :)
AZD... probably so! :D
Raftnn... Harley is doing much better. Thanks for asking. He's moving around so much more now, that it seems to be helping with his overall recovery. He's told me to fold up that walker and put it away, but he's still using a cane. I came in from outside yesterday and he was on the phone... with our Harley Dealership. Me thinks he's feeling a lot better, at least in spirit! :)
Mq01... What did you do to Bob? I wanna see!
KT... things are looking better everyday. See my note to Raftnn.
Dean... Thanks friend. I think I'd like a talking frog too, but it would probably pee on me all day and cover me with warts!
Dear Lady Ridesalot:
The last bride I kissed turned into an anaconda.
Fondest regards,
Jack/Reep
Twisted Roads
Jack... Sssssssssss...
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