THE KISS
A tough looking group of bikers were riding, when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked, "Well... before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So... she does. And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
6 comments:
That sounds like my luck.
Ha ha, good one. Thanks for the funny today.
Very good as usual.
EEwwwwwwww!!! Thats all I can say!!
Good thing the biker stopped at the kiss!
Where does this all come from?! LOL!
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