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Friday, October 19, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - FIVE RULES TO A HAPPY LIFE

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah.  I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

5 comments:

mq01 said...

hey i knew him... ;) happy friday!

Trobairitz said...

Maybe that is how he ended up six feet under, lol.

Have a great weekend.

Webster World said...

Was this on his headstone.

WooleyBugger said...

I recon he needed a Pure Biker woman who would watch his back no matter what.

purpose of living said...

He he.. that's really funny!! But I think find a one woman who is having all this quality then life will be happy.