The pastor of a certain Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church during the morning service. They were all dressed in their cute Sunday outfits and the pastor had them all sit down around him.
The pastor spoke: "This is a beautiful sight - you all look so handsome and pretty. Now, today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone here know what the resurrection is?"
One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said, "Jimmy, please tell us what the resurrection is".
Jimmy, beaming with pride because he knew the answer, announced in a clear loud voice, right into the microphone: "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"