FRIDAY FUNNY - HOW FIGHTS START

You may have seen some of these before, or they may even be about you... but nonetheless, they are still funny. The first few are definitely for the men, but don't worry ladies... I put a few gems in for us.

FOR THE GUYS...

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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No", she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes".

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started...

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My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...

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A woman was standing nude in the bedroom mirror.  She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started...

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AND NOW, FOR THE LADIES...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept starting at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I replied, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.  I told the woman that was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."  So, I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.  She said, "That silver hair on your chest in proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office...

She said, "You should have dropped you pants.  You might have gotten disability too."

And then the fight started...

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SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST...

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Saturday morning I got early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.  I hooked the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.  The wind was blowing 50 mph., so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.  I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And then the fight started...

Have a great weekend everybody!! And... NO FIGHTING!!

Lady R

HWY 49 AND THE TALLAPOOSA RIVER

Harley and I blessed the roads again Saturday while we waited for our favorite College game to start.  I'm very happy that our ride was much more satisfying than our score, but when your an Auburn fan... well, enough said.

HWY 49

 
Hwy. 49 has always been one of our favorite roads.  Even though it looks pretty straight in this shot, it's full of great curves and hills and the scenery is awesome.  This area is just south of the entrance into the Horseshoe Bend Military Park, which is another of my favorite places.

TALLAPOOSA RIVER

We watched some folks put their canoe in while we stood around stretching our legs and swigging on some sweet tea.  It was a beautiful day for activities of all kinds!

Have a great week everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - RODNEY CARRINGTON ON MARRAIGE

A couple years ago, we saw Rodney Carrington live in Panama City and I think he's funny as hell. I decided to share a little clip of his show for your Friday Funny today.

I'll warn you, there's sexual content and bad language... but he will still make you laugh.



Have a nice weekend everybody!

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - CLOUD COVER

Last week... we got wet.  Really, really wet.  This past Saturday, we had an excellent day to ride. Temps were not too hot and we had just the right amount of cloud cover to make the day perfect. Look for yourself...

CLOUD COVER


 
 
I couldn't help but smile the whole day. I guess you could say "I had my head in the clouds".

Have a great week everybody!

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - SHOPPING FOR THE LITTLE WOMAN

For those who like to get ready for Christmas early, this is for you.  I've been holding on to a collection of old advertisements that have worn out there effectiveness.  All I can say is... it's a good thing for the men of this country!

SHOPPING FOR THE LITTLE WOMAN

"My husband loves me!"

"Just what I've always wanted!"

Coffee Maker... Coffee Maker... Coffee Maker... pleeeease!!

"Aprons and feather dusters? Hmmmm..."

Have great weekend everybody!

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL

Today's Pic speaks for itself...

MEDICINE FOR THE SOUL

Millerville Highway, south of Sylacauga, AL

This picture was taken a couple summers ago, but it's a road that Harley and I travel often. This past Saturday we were riding along this very spot... and got drenched! 

Oh well... I didn't melt and "the boy" got a good rinsing. Happy day!

Have a great week everybody.

Lady R

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE HONEYMOONERS

Carrying his beautiful bride across the threshold of their Honeymoon suite, the handsome groom was giddy with excitement anticipating their first night together as husband and wife. As he set his bride down, the young groom decided that he better set some ground rules right up front for their marriage.

He took off his pants and tossed them over to his new wife and said, "Put these on."

Puzzled at his request, she took off her dress and pulled on the pants thinking it was some kind of newlywed game. She laughed when the pants were obviously too big for her, as she had to hold them around the waist just to keep them up. She said, "I can't wear these, they are too big for me."

Without batting an eye, her groom answered, "That's right. And as long as you understand, that I wear the pants in this family, we will have a long and happy life together."

The new bride smiled at her husband and let the pants fall to the floor. She then removed her panties and tossed them across to him and said, "Here, you put these on."

Not sure where she was going with this, the groom thought he would humor his bride and try to put her panties on.  He couldn't even get them up past his knees when he looked at her and said, "This is ridiculous, I can't get into your panties."

The new wife responded, "And that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes!"

IOWA HARLEY GIRL INTERVIEW

Extra! Extra! Read all about it. The Iowa Harley Girl, interviews... me??

I'm humbled and honored that Stephanie wanted to interview me for her blog, The Iowa Harley Girl. I met Stephanie, via the web, when I started blogging over four years ago and we befriended each other, mainly because we were both from Iowa and we rode motorcycles.  Those two common denominators was all it took for our friendship to form. 

If you haven't read her blog before, you really should go give it a visit.  Not only does she share her own adventures while riding her '05 Sportster Custom named Sadie, she's also known for her awesome interview skills and has brought some very interesting characters to the table.  Folks who love motorcycles and the motorcycle way of life. Again, I'm honored to be considered in the unique group of interviewees.

So... without further ado...

Iowa Harley Girl's 'Lady R Rides Again!'

Awwww... shucks.

Lady R

PIC OF THE WEEK - SUNSET ON SUMMER

Today is Labor Day. Not only does it give us an extra day off... for me it marks the end of summer.

Labor Day was always the holiday that meant school was back in session, football starts, and your days are definitely shorter.  While playing around the mountains this summer, I took a couple of pics during the sunset hour and I think this one reflects my mood perfectly.  It's time to say goodnight to long, sunny days and sizzling hot temperatures.  It's time to enjoy the sunset on summer.

SUNSET ON SUMMER

Lady R's Fat Boy... summer sunset in the Smokey Mountains

 Don't be sad.  Just because summer is over doesn't mean it's time to park your bike. In fact... when you live in the south, autumn and winter are the best times to ride!

Have a great week everybody and... HAPPY LABOR DAY!

Lady R