Carrying his beautiful bride across the threshold of their Honeymoon suite, the handsome groom was giddy with excitement anticipating their first night together as husband and wife. As he set his bride down, the young groom decided that he better set some ground rules right up front for their marriage.
He took off his pants and tossed them over to his new wife and said, "Put these on."
Puzzled at his request, she took off her dress and pulled on the pants thinking it was some kind of newlywed game. She laughed when the pants were obviously too big for her, as she had to hold them around the waist just to keep them up. She said, "I can't wear these, they are too big for me."
Without batting an eye, her groom answered, "That's right. And as long as you understand, that I wear the pants in this family, we will have a long and happy life together."
The new bride smiled at her husband and let the pants fall to the floor. She then removed her panties and tossed them across to him and said, "Here, you put these on."
Not sure where she was going with this, the groom thought he would humor his bride and try to put her panties on. He couldn't even get them up past his knees when he looked at her and said, "This is ridiculous, I can't get into your panties."
The new wife responded, "And that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes!"