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Friday, June 29, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - I CAN'T REMEMBER!

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Why are you crying?"

She continued, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies too.  Then he makes love to me for half the afternoon."

Again I wondered, "Well then, why are you crying?"

She just kept on rambling, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

Totally confused by now, I asked one more time, "Why in the world would you be crying?"

She looked up at me through her tearful eyes and said...

"I can't remember where I live!"

6 comments:

Bucky said...

You are just twisted... LMAO
Must run in the family...

mq01 said...

>;-) lol!

Trobairitz said...

Yeah, I think we'd all be crying.

Thanks for the Friday chuckle. Have a great weekend.

WooleyBugger said...

Women, all they ever think about is food and sex. hahaha

Lady R (Di) said...

Glad y'all enjoyed!

Bucky... Yes, I AM twisted! But it's more fun that way!

Mq01 and Trobairitz... so unrealistic though, huh ladies?

Wooley... I'm hungry... ;}

Webster World said...

Mine did not post....then it could have been me lol