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Friday, June 15, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE SHARING OF MARRIAGE

The sharing of marriage....

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip, and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

The man continued to eat from his small portion of fries when a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine, and they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered...

"THE TEETH."

8 comments:

bobskoot said...

Lady Di:

This was GREAT !

bob
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Trobairitz said...

I think I just threw up a little, lol

Cute one.

Lady R (Di) said...

Thanks you two! In all my years of working in dentistry... I have yet to find a couple who actually do this. Hopefully, I never will! LOL!!

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