A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
Happy Friday all!
Lady R
6 comments:
Lady R:
please send me a couple of tins, I need them badly . . .
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
The joke was funny, but then so is Bobskoot. ;-)
So thats what it takes!
Bobskoot...Okay then! Would that be "Ultra Firm" or "Light and Bouncey"! LOL!!
Trobairitz... Bobskoot is ALWAYS funny!
Webster... Well, I have my doubts, but... $5.00 IS $5.00!!!
So that's why my wife keeps hiding the hairspray.
Wooley... LOL! Maybe you were using too much! ;}
(Iknow, I know... there's NEVER too much!)
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