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Friday, August 3, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE DRUNK

THE DRUNK

This guy was sitting at a table in a bar and was about as drunk as it's possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.

First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down.  He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. 

His wife comes to the door, and one guy grinning says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife looks around and asks...

"Where's his wheelchair?


I wonder if his name was Bernie?

Lady R

3 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

HA!

Trobairitz said...

Now that's funny.

Weekend at Bernie's was such a great movie........

Steve Will said...

Ouchh!! Really a joke.. Hey have you heard about this book? how DUI’s will BLAST your LIFE into the STRATOSPHERE – today. It's really good and I'm pretty sure all drinkers will help this book truly. Check it out. It was on getadui.com