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Friday, April 6, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - SINGING IN CHURCH


A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out, "CROSS."

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out, "GRACE."  The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE… how sweet the sound."

The pastor said, "POWER."  The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said, "SEX."  The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing… "PRECIOUS MEMORIES." 

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I know a lot of you look forward to my Friday Funnies, and I appreciate your visits! However, today is a very special Friday... Good Friday. 

It's Friday... but Sunday's Comin'.


Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R (Di)

7 comments:

mq01 said...

happy easter!

Trobairitz said...

Another good one. You always manage to find the greatest funnies.

Webster World said...

Thank you. May you all have a great Easter with family and the Master Him Self.

Raftnn said...

Happ easter to you Dianne, Sunday arrives for us tomorrow.

KT Did said...

Happy Easter and many happy blessings to you.

WooleyBugger said...

Fantastic, I loved it.

Lady R (Di) said...

Thanks everybody! I hope you all had a wonderful Easter Weekend!