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Friday, July 15, 2011
FRIDAY FUNNY - LUCKY LOTTO WINNER
LUCKY LOTTO WINNER
A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take my half of the money and leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,"I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - now pack your shit and get out!"
That's a good one. If she's anything like my brothers ex, she'll have him in court for the full other half. The judge will give her three of the six, the lawyer will take two and the bar will take the last one.
A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won Lotto?"
8 comments:
LOL!
Dear LadyRidesALot :
I was married to that woman... She took her six, and half of mine too.
Fondest regards,
Jack/reep
Twisted Roads
My partner said to me
"would you still love me if you won lotto"?
I said '"of course I would".
but
"I would miss you"
It didnt go down well at all.
LMAO! Love it!
Watch the short video “Lucky Escape” at atom.com.
That's a good one. If she's anything like my brothers ex, she'll have him in court for the full other half. The judge will give her three of the six, the lawyer will take two and the bar will take the last one.
:D
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