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Friday, March 18, 2011

FRIDAY FUNNY - THE VASECTOMY

THE VASECTOMY

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure a rather attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.

The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to complete.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there?"

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."

Muwahahahahahaha!! Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R

10 comments:

George F said...
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George F said...

Yepee, I'm so happy, I have Blue Cross :-)
Not that I'm "EVEN" contemplating it but it's good to know ;-)

bobskoot said...

Lady R:

I'm not sure I could go through with it. It hurts just thinking about it. perhaps with a few pre-operation procedures I could be persuaded to change my mind

bob
Riding the Wet Coast

Dean "D-Day" said...

Muwahahahahahaha!! That's some funny shit Di!!!!

Webster World said...

Blue Cross...awww yes!

Ken said...

For the first time in my life I'm thinking about the big V! LOL

irondad said...

I guess another bright spot is that nobody was working for a company that was self-insured. Would The Boss have to do the deed?

KT Did said...

Choices choices...LOL!

Rhonda said...

Once again you have me lmao. Keep em coming...ooops pun was not initially intended.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Thanks everybody! I'm glad to know some of you are even contemplating the big "V"! At least you can go under in slumber with a big fat grin. Just make sure you have your insurance papers! LOL!

To Irondad... Employees of self insured groups can lead to an overload of surgical leave requests (you guessed... Vasectomies!)so the peons can get the boss to help them to ejaculate!

Rhonda... "Keep em coming"... very funny indeed! :P