Well... this got me to thinkin'. Just how old does a guy have to be before he can officially obtain the DOM/ODB status? 50... 60... 70 years? I've met some pretty young DOM/ODB's in my day. Something tells me that age is just a small factor in this equation, and more emphasis should be focused on the attitude and demeanor of the prospective DOM/ODB.DOM/ODB's have various degrees of cuteness, which plays a role in how many hotties they attract, but the star quality in any DOM/ODB is... their humor! How many times have you gone into a bar, and over in the corner is one DOM/ODB surrounded by 3 or 4 great looking ladies... and they're all laughing and having a good time like there's no tomorrow! It's cause the old dude knows how to make 'em laugh!
Your probably scratching your head right about now saying... "yeah, what's up with that?" Well, I'll tell you.
DOM/ODB's know they can catch more honeys with harmlessness than bravado! Think of the times you've overheard nice looking women talking about some DOM/ODB you know and all you hear is how "sweet" he is and how they "just love him!" If they think your harmless (that translates to... too old to get it up) than they don't have to worry about fending off unwanted advances, and they can just laugh and have a good time. Once the DOM/ODB's have established a harmless friendship, then more times than not, they can become the subject of a mission... yet to be accomplished.Yep, you know where this is going. If the ladies think your sex life is over and done, there are some out there who just might take it on themselves to give you your last good hoorah! Now how sweet is that? It's all in how you play the game.
So I pose this question out there for all of you...
HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO BE A DIRTY OL' MAN / OL' DIRTY BIKER?
Lady R
(pics were copied and pasted from the web)
12 comments:
Well, I know I'm not yet, but hope someday I can aspire to be one!
LOL. You're onto something here.
I don't think I'll ever get there.
Women have never looked at me and considered me harmless. (Nor do I think that they ever will.)
Guess I better start learning how to play the game.
Hey! That picture was private. That damn Paris must have releasted it. signed DOM
Very good turn on words I must say. Fortunately for those of us not considered DOM/ODB's yet they now have magical ways to make it come even later in life. I am afraid you may be right in your thoughts though. In that case I guess I can wait.
-Charlie-
There ain’t no such thing as a old dirty biker. Just sweet young things that won’t put out.
Mr M... They say practice makes perfect. Have fun practicing!
B.B... Thank you. It's either that or I'm full of sh%t! LOL!
Dean... LMAO! You need to practice too! I guess in your case... you need more age. Don't hurry it though, the ladies still need their bad boys too!
Webster aka DOM... Shame on her... she probably deserves another spanking!
Charlie... Good thinks come to those who wait. LOL!
Willy... what are you talking about dear? The garbage... or the cat? LOL!
Yes, yes, yes! This is exactly why I am not disturbed in the least about getting old as dirt.
I have been explaining this exact concept to my brothers...the young ones think I'm full of shit, but the older ones....pfffttt, they know it's the truth.
The real truth is this, knowledge speaks, wisdom listens...so converting that formula into this concept means that women are more interested in someone who is interested in them, than someone who wants to talk about themselves.
It's easy as pie!, then the pie is easy....lol, just kidding....not!
To answer your question to need to ask another question. Are we talking about physical years or percieved years? The answer is to how old is in the second question.
I like WillyD's answer!
To be or not to be...that is the question...
Those who can, do. Those who can't do, write. And those who can't write, teach.
The rest all take Viagra
Dave... See? At least you guys have something to aspire for. We ladies get to look forward to hagdom! How many ol' ladies do you see walking around with a swarm of good looking young guys on their arms? I'll tell ya... NONE!!!!
Congratulations! Your gonna be an awesome DOM... or in your case, ODB. Embrace it, work it, and live it to the fullest! You'll be smilin' all the way to the end!
Baron... LOL! Gotta love that Walgreens!
The answer is in the mind of the ODB or those that love them. When all else fails consult with IHG.
Ride Safe,
Ronman
Ron... LMAO! Yepper! I think Steph would be able to straighten us right out! After all... she's our original expert on ODB's!!
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