TALLADEGA SCENIC HIGHWAY ON MT. CHEAHA ~ ALABAMA ~ photo taken by Dianna Stover
All material posted here is the original property of Lady R, author of this blog, unless linked from another source or otherwise noted. All material and photos not to be reprinted without permission.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH

My good friend EM sent me this funny story, and since SOME of you out there didn't fully appreciate my pole dancer from Angel City, I figured I would offer my apologies with the best drunk story of the month. I'm still working on my rally post, but this is just too funny not to share. Enjoy!

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says...

"I went to your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says...

"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says...

"I'll tell you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says...

"GRANDPA...... GO HOME!!"

You see... dirty old men need love too!

Have a nice Wednesday everybody!

Lady R

13 comments:

Bucky said...

I Love Grandpas!!!

irondad said...

Now that I've been a grandpa for three months, it has a whole new meaning for me!

Canajun said...

LOL. Sure didn't see that one coming!

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

That was silly! :)

Lady Ridesalot said...

Bucky... Even old dirty ones! LOL!

Irondad... I'm sure it does! As an AGAT Grandpa... your setting a fine example for us all. LOL! (I'm referring to your diaper changing picture). Nope... no one can call you "dirty". :)

Canajun... POW!! Have a nice day. BTW... "I'm a lumberjack, oh yes I am!" (just in case your forgot how it went.) ;D

Steph... tee hee. Who me??

Ann said...

I read this at work yesterday and sent it to everyone I knew in an email! LOL!

I didn't know there was a story written about my husband!!! LMAO!

B.B. said...

Love it!

Webster World said...

This was great. My boys get all grossed out when I do that to them. I'lll grab the mama and shake her booty. Yea! That is funny. Thanks. Hey I'd still like to know how many dollar's the dancer got from you.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Ann... That's so funny... I should have used a picture of Big D to better illustrate my little story. LOL!

B.B... :) Thanks!

Webster... That's hilarious! My daddy used to play with my mom like that too, and we'd all yell at 'em... "ewww... gross!" LOL! I guess we really believed the stork brought us.

Now? I love it when I see the "mature" generation show affection toward each other. It's cute and they say "it" (s-e-x) keeps us young. I'm a doubter sometimes... I guess I'll have to do my own studies. LOL!

Webster World said...

Well for a fleeting moment anyway:)

Charlie said...

So since I am a dirty old man in training at what point or age are you officially a "dirty old man"?

Lady Ridesalot said...

Charlie.... Hmmmm. Good question! I've been sitting here coming up with all kinds of reasons or ways I would determine when "D.O.M." is official. I can't be conclusive with my thoughts, and I've made myself laugh to the point that I've decided that this would be a cool post and I plan to put the question to the readers.

Stay tuned... you just gave me a good idea!

Baron's Life said...

Good one, never expected the punchline...just great...thanks for the laugh