Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the- bride ever!
A week later, Janet was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Janet asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
Janet told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart... I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.
When they stopped for lunch, Janet asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
Compliments of my pal G Man... via email. He's such a funny guy!
Still smilin'...
Lady R
(picture copied from web)
Compliments of my pal G Man... via email. He's such a funny guy!
Still smilin'...
Lady R
(picture copied from web)
12 comments:
Gracious bitch indeed. Now thats funny.
That's a good one! :)
I’m just there to check out the bridesmaids.
Hahahaha! Women are so much better at screwing with each other than men are.
Thanks...now I'm gonna go out and look for a dress that makes me look like a million bucks!
That is great!
And that friends is why older women are such fun!!!!!!
That is awesome! :-)
Awesome! Can't wait to send this one to my wife. She'll love it!
Chuckles from here in the UK! Even being a man, I liked that one!
Those moments of being a gracious bitch are priceless.
It's my goal in life to be as gracious as this! LOL!
Glad ya'll like our little funny!
I can see it now... Thats one bright woman, and Gracious does not even begin to describe her.... LOL What a woman!!
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