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Friday, March 27, 2009

OLD FART!

From time to time I get great emails from friends and family that just have to be shared. Here is one such item I recently got from our pal the Road Runner. Since today is Friday and I don't have my other post ready for publication yet, I thought I would start your weekend with a little Friday Funny!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thought... "Surely, I can't look that old!" Well, you'll love this one!

As I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new Dentist, I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name, that had been in my High School class some 30 odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School? "Yes. Yes I did. I'm a Mustang!" he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?", I asked.

He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray haired, decrepit S.O.B asked, "What did you teach???"

Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R

13 comments:

Dean "D-Day" said...

That's awesome!
Thanks for the smile, as usual!
xo

Ann said...

OUCH!!!! That was cold!

Thanks for the laugh!

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Thanks for the grin!!

B.B. said...

LOL! That was too funny! When I see people my age I always ask whoever I'm with if I look as old as they do. Usually it's Dave, and he says, "No of course not honey, you look older."

Charlie said...

Wasn't that kind of calling the kettle black. Hmmmm. About a year ago I went to the liquor store to get a libation and the clerk asked me for my ID. At the moment it was really hot and I just happened to take of my hat and he saw my balding cranium and looked at me and said it's ok I remember you now! What the heck! ( I am 35 by the way )

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL! funny...yet true. B.B. taught me this. "If you didn't know how old you were, what age would you say you are."

I came up with 12

"Joker" said...

A good laugh is a great way to start off the weekend!

Big Daddy said...

WHAT!!!


Oh I'm sorry I thought you were calling me. ;]

Baron's Life said...

ROTFFLMAO
I just can't stop laughung...you took all my problems and grief away..thanks Lady

Motor-head Lady said...

Excellent! I love it!

I do look at some of my classmates and ask myself that very thing.."could I really look that old???"...It's funny because even though I just turned 50, my brain still thinks like I did in my 20's! I sometimes think things that would make my kids jaws hit the floor!

Thanks for the laugh :)
MHL

Lady Ridesalot said...

Dean, Ann and AZ Dude... Your welcome! I'm as young as I feel! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

B.B... Hmmmmm! Tell him you may look older, but you can still get your leg up high enough for a swift kick in the arse! LOL!

Charlie... maybe more like, denial! Your clerk "remembering you now" is pretty funny! I love it if someone still asks to see my I.D. I think they're just flirting though. It doesn't take a mental giant to see that I'm just a little passed 21.

Dave... Hmmmm. B.B. has her hands full! But, making the boy into a man could be kind of fun though! Woo Hoo!

Joker... A good laugh is a great way to start any day!

Big D... I was calling you! Glad you were paying attention! LOL!

Baron... Glad to return the favor!

MHL... I do the same thing! You can believe me when I say, you look great! Happy Birthday again, and I hope you have a great trip to Vegas! Can't wait to hear about it!

Baron's Life said...

LOL...so well written...can't stop laughing...so waht did you teach? hahahaha... just read this again... Very clever

Lady Ridesalot said...

Yeah, I made the "funny man" laugh!
You always find great jokes to share and I enjoy them too. Glad I could return the favor! :)