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Friday, March 27, 2009

OLD FART!

From time to time I get great emails from friends and family that just have to be shared. Here is one such item I recently got from our pal the Road Runner. Since today is Friday and I don't have my other post ready for publication yet, I thought I would start your weekend with a little Friday Funny!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thought... "Surely, I can't look that old!" Well, you'll love this one!

As I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new Dentist, I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name, that had been in my High School class some 30 odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School? "Yes. Yes I did. I'm a Mustang!" he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?", I asked.

He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray haired, decrepit S.O.B asked, "What did you teach???"

Have a great weekend everybody!

Lady R