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Friday, February 17, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - IS IT SCOTCH?

IS IT SCOTCH?

On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it Scotch?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

“No," the little boy said with a big grin, "It's a puppy!"

Hi! You can call me Scotch!

10 comments:

Billy Jones said...

Fantastic!!!!

Trobairitz said...

Awwwwwww.

mq01 said...

oh baby!!!!!! :)

bobskoot said...

Lady Di:

I have a BIG grin . . . :)


bob
Riding the Wet Coast

Bitchy said...

EWWW and lol.

Donna aka Froggi said...

Loved it...well done. Going to share with my Twitter followers and Facebook writing friends.

Dar said...

Love it! That was brilliant!

Lady R said...

I'm glad everybody likes Scotch! Isn't he a cutie... I'm just glad it wasn't me who tasted him! ick!!

Raftnn said...

Loved it.

Webster World said...

So funny.