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Thursday, February 17, 2011

NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

My good pal Darlin' sent me a funny email the other day. I decided it was too good not to share.

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied...


"Cause you're ugly."

Have a nice day!

Lady R

10 comments:

B.B. said...

LMAO! I love it!

Raftnn said...

It is great to have a laugh like this on a Friday morning, Thanks for sharing.

Arizona Harley Dude said...

WHEEEEEW!! That was close. When I saw the title I thought I had called you Sunday night too.

Thanks for the grin.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Good one! That's funny.

Raftn, Don't get too excited, its only Thursday.

Webster World said...

Thanks for he laugh:p

MeanDonnaJean said...

GOOD one!...and even tho I'm not particularly fond of most funnies/jokes/comedies and I reckon just plain ol' all around laffin' in general, THIS one gave even MY miserable-assed-self a giggle or two.

George F said...

Drunks have a habit of telling the truth :-)

Lady Ridesalot said...

B.B. :)

Raftnn... I love it when I can make people laugh. Enjoy your weekend!

AZD... No phone calls... your good!

Mr. M... Considering New Zealand is 20 hours ahead of us... for Raftnn it was Friday! lol! Lucky dog!

Webster... your welcome! :)

MDJ... if I can put a smile on your face and even get a chuckle from it... my mission is complete.

George... don't they though? Sometimes, even when you don't want it!

bobskoot said...

Lady R:

one thing's for sure. It wasn't you that was purchasing the groceries.

bob
Wet Coast Scootin

Lady Ridesalot said...

I would say not!! I don't like orange juice! LOL!!! :D