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Friday, April 3, 2009

BADASS BIKER BOB

It's Friday! Woo Hoo! I'll be enjoying my weekend with my friends, Earth Mother and the Marvelous Ms. M, while Harley takes off and has a couple days of riding with the "boys". It will be nice to have company and we gurlz never have a problem finding stuff to do!

Ann over at Random Thoughts posted a really funny story about Poor Dumb Bob. I came across this little story about Badass Biker Bob, and I'll have to say, he fared a little better than Poor Dumb Bob did. What do you think?


Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"


Looks like we've just found our Husband of the Year! Hahahaha! He's got my vote!!

Have a nice weekend everybody! See ya Monday!

Lady R

10 comments:

Ann said...

Wow! Badass Biker Bob rocks! He gave a superb response at a critical moment! ;) Poor dumb Bob could learn a thing or two from him!

Hope you have a fun weekend with the gurlz! :)

Dean "D-Day" said...

I've heard this joke before and actually tried it once.

The wife didn't buy it.

"Joker" said...

That's nothing special; I say that to my wife when I'm sober.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Like Dean, My wife wouldn't buy it either.

Mastercheif said...

That picture looks excatly like Dave when he takes his skid lid off!

Big Daddy said...

Ok Ok Ok.
What the hell?
Can't Ann keep anything secret?

Willy D said...

Hell, if I was of a different persuading I might marry him!

Lady Ridesalot said...

Ann... I agree with you, but from what the guys following you say, it's BS!
BTW... we gurlz are having fun so far! I'm a little fuzzy this morning from too many Lemon Drops! Mmmm, mmmm, good! Nothing a little Java Joe can't fix! ;)

Dean... Sorry it didn't work for you. Maybe it was the puking part that took it over the line! LOL!

Joker... LOL! Your shameless!

Mr. M... She sounds like a smart lady! Harley and I had a similar experience back early in our marriage, (minus the broken furniture!) of him coming in after a night with the guys. Only difference in our situation and this story is, he waited till he was in bed to puke! Uugghhh! He's still trying to live that down! LOL!

Masterchief... HA! He looks a little grumpy too, heh?

Big D... Your life is an open book Big D! LOL!

Willy D... Yeah, but can he cook?

Bucky said...

Just glad to see the Husband actually one one for a change.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Bucky... I hear ya! No Dog House Bob! LOL!