Friday, June 29, 2012

FRIDAY FUNNY - I CAN'T REMEMBER!

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Why are you crying?"

She continued, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies too.  Then he makes love to me for half the afternoon."

Again I wondered, "Well then, why are you crying?"

She just kept on rambling, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

Totally confused by now, I asked one more time, "Why in the world would you be crying?"

She looked up at me through her tearful eyes and said...

"I can't remember where I live!"
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6 comments:

  1. BuckyJune 29, 2012 at 7:31 AM

    You are just twisted... LMAO
    Must run in the family...

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  2. mq01June 29, 2012 at 10:21 AM

    >;-) lol!

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  3. TrobairitzJune 29, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    Yeah, I think we'd all be crying.

    Thanks for the Friday chuckle. Have a great weekend.

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  4. WooleyBuggerJune 29, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    Women, all they ever think about is food and sex. hahaha

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  5. Lady R (Di)June 30, 2012 at 5:53 AM

    Glad y'all enjoyed!

    Bucky... Yes, I AM twisted! But it's more fun that way!

    Mq01 and Trobairitz... so unrealistic though, huh ladies?

    Wooley... I'm hungry... ;}

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  6. Webster WorldJune 30, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    Mine did not post....then it could have been me lol

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