Friday, July 15, 2011

FRIDAY FUNNY - LUCKY LOTTO WINNER

LUCKY LOTTO WINNER

A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says, "I'd take my half of the money and leave you."

"Excellent," he replies,"I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - now pack your shit and get out!"
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8 comments:

  1. mq01July 15, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    LOL!

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  2. Jack RiepeJuly 15, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Dear LadyRidesALot :

    I was married to that woman... She took her six, and half of mine too.

    Fondest regards,
    Jack/reep
    Twisted Roads

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  3. RogerJuly 15, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    My partner said to me

    "would you still love me if you won lotto"?

    I said '"of course I would".

    but

    "I would miss you"

    It didnt go down well at all.

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  4. B.B.July 15, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    LMAO! Love it!

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  5. Willy DJuly 15, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Watch the short video “Lucky Escape” at atom.com.

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  6. Webster WorldJuly 16, 2011 at 8:27 AM

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  7. WooleyBuggerJuly 17, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    That's a good one. If she's anything like my brothers ex, she'll have him in court for the full other half. The judge will give her three of the six, the lawyer will take two and the bar will take the last one.

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  8. FLHX_DaveJuly 18, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    :D

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